and that's not all...there's also nanna.
For our second and final week of the show, we're after suggestions for things we should do with our life-size cardboard Nanna (incidentally also stolen.) So far, our favourite idea has been from Ross in Croydon, VIC, who suggested we tie a bunch of helium balloons to her, let her go and see where she ends up. Justin Hamilton will be popping in on Tuesday for a chat and at some point, Michaela's mum will give Ross an astrological reading. Your challenge for this week is to send us a song featuring the word borange or a song around the theme of borange. Oh, and do you have webbed feet?
False band names:
Fingers Of Nan. Pig Man Five. Shop Dummy. Help Me, Ringo. Porn Swan. Slap Me Magoo. Buckaroo Sweet Corn. Put That Down. Rick Parfitt's Dodgy Business. Room Of Wrongness. Horses On Horseback. Dance With A Log. Phone Corn. China Balls. Pump Me, Cracknell. Butter My Eyes. Bunsen Arse-Face. Deformed Cobbler. Run Like A Fat Stumped Monkey. Too Fat For Swiss. Shmoo McMoo's Magic Poo. Barry Sheen's Crazy Spleen. Right Kind Of Amish. The Wishing Biscuit. Whack Me Up A Viking. Big Sponge Bastard. Bobbins Of Death (apparently already in Malden, VIC) Lovemonger. John Candy's Mind Frill. H-Bum. Teddy Buns. Spin Yourself Swedish. Mondays Are Like Knockers. Dress Me Up As Tuesday. Doctor Piston. Baa Baa Bongo Buzzboy. Put My Ghost Back. Meet Me In Pigtown. Trough Of Love. My Magic Gringo. Laughing At Geese. Rupees For Toupees. Brazil Nut Fandango. Man Behind The Cheeks. Hum Tunes Underwater. Punch That Child.
542 Comments:
Take 2. You guys rock. This is the funniest stuff I've heard on lunchtime radio for years. It has reaaly helped lift my Christmas working ass out of the day time snooze that is its permenant home.
How about "Borange Crush"...I'm sure you could sample Borange over "Orange"...
By the way I want that smurf jingle you are playing as a ring tone...is it on MP3 format??? If so, how do i get it???
You guys are hitting some major highs there...
Where you getting your band names from...you should be copyrighting them!!!
LIKE IT ALOT!
you guys are so frikkin funny!! i love it when terri totally loses it, i've done it a couple of times myself. forget about the music, i just wanna listen to you pair waffle on.
False band names.
chubby goes home, Ride that wild cowboy, Rumpy Pumpy goes postal, Tsunami Zagami does Origami,
Rangoon goes Cancun, Alexander Downer's Uppers,
Don't touch my gravy
Love the show and i want Terri's babies......
Vote 1 for Ross and Terri on lunch permenantly, or sumthing like that
love ur work guys :D
Was walking through Bunnings hardware with my headphones on cos i didn't want to miss a second of this radio revolution that is Terri and Ross and just lost it when i heard 'Horses on horseback'.
Very amusing.
Go Borange!!!!!
i agree with the others, you guys are comedy gold together - terri is gorgeous and funny and ross is one of the funniest guys i have ever heard. keep up the fantastic work and hope u get to stay for good. jay and the doctor then ross and terri, what more could u ask for. can the guys who started this website start a petition going to get these guys on the j's for a longer stint?
where are they now?...
Foamy the squirrel, one of the original band members who recorded your theme music now has an educational comic strip.
Check it out, or suffer squirrelly wrath
grrr...maybe if i put the link in my message.
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
i agree with the balloons on nanna...i want it to fly to my place!!! i only really heard you guys this mornin & i was just laughing my bed socks off!!! i thout bout the song-'mirror mirror' by...i forgot the bands name but u replace "mirror mirror" with 'borange borange-i just dont kno wot it means...laaaadididaaaaah!" so on and so forth...just an idea...??? maybe...not..... :(
more false band names:
Psiakis does Dukakis, Coconut on Rye,
Ride that wild Rabbit,
Buoy, that waves...hi..how are ya, Cry Laughing,
Nana's Pussy with cream, Rap till you pop.
..I still want Terri's babies...........
have nanna up on stage for the big day out or just keepin a eye on things
u could hav her inside a tent and giving out advice via recoder grandmotherly advice (this is my imagination running away with me)
Hmm how bout a rap about Borange? I think Miss Macy is up for the challenge!! I like the Borange Crush idea good work...How about Borange Flush or Up the Borange, or "im in a spot of Borange" or Borange Peel, this is fun!
Guys, where can I begin? My productivity has gone down by 70% since you have been on the j's. my occupation is a Rep. and i refuse to get out of the car while you guys are talking. Terri was great on her own but add a touch of Noble... Sheer Bloody Mayhem!!!!!
I love it
P.S please post a pic of Nanna.
band names:
my cousin once had a punk band called "special bus"
and my dad used to always call bands he didn't like "seven shades of shit"
no don't have webbed toes. but, go to uni with a guy who has a 6th finger.... he says: "hey koz! high 6!" okay, that was a lie. it really happened to my friend. so i guess now i'm a sinner and i lier. perhaps you should take nanna and cryogenically freeze her so one day when we have the technology she can be brought to life. i can hardly wait. oh the stories i'm sure she has to tell.
I agree with a petition to keep Ross and Terri on. We only have one week. Get on it, Simon & Matt! Think Ukranian and Georgian people power!
It's brilliant stuff and I've laughed my way through the last five lunch times. Please don't go.
band names 3........."Thalydomide - there's no arm in that!", What colour is Borange?, We put the "sun" in
T...ami, Rock beats Rap, Gen. Tommy Franks eats Footy Franks, Bazooka's rock Kapooka,
Duck? -that's Chicken!,
......my head hurts.....
You guys have to continue after next week. Surely weekends are free?
no arm in that!!!!!
so sad but sooo funny get that guy as a scriptwriter!
Awesome radio... I work in a factory, it blows... worst job ever, now 10-2 isnt so bad after all... Terri will you marry me?
Ross, u can marry my girlfriend, she wont mind, then we can all hang out together, and u can talk shit all day, i can bask in terris beauty, and nanna can serve drinks all day
Word
Band names 4...........The hole Swiss, Spank by Hank,
Hillary Swank is a skank,
Pop Tarts on Rye....with a twist,
Tie me up in ten types of Topaz,
Vegemite me baby!,
Spacesuit is Rank!,
Toy Boy for Nanna,
Fart me up a snowstorm!,
...now my head really does hurt!
Band names 5:
Oompaloompa's do Bach, Bach does Beethoven,
Delta does Dawn,
GoodREM sings REM, All the j's beat all the k's,
Flatulence is Godliness, Stop and smell the Rock.
...help........I am looking forward to the last week of Terri and Ross! Hopefully you will do a Red Symonds and not give the seats up after your fill-in stint!!!
Mark
Just wanted to say, u guys rock, the theme song would make an awesome ringtone. with the nanna, i think you should get her a crossing man. Some friends and me were really bored once and decided ( as we were driving along) that it would be funny if we made a life size crossing man, you know the black (just a discription, no rascism intended) on yellow signs? and place him on a crossing. we then decided to go round the block to get some pics of him from an approaching car and someone had nicked him. But im sure crossing man would be an excellent partner for nanna
Band names 6............
Farting for England,
Beckham in Peckam..1 night only.
Dross is good..until it's bad,
Rip Snorter's Bum Trumpets,
and a homage to Terri's "Brazil nut Fandango" is..
Fandango plays Flaminco
or Oingo Boingo's Flaminco Fandango
I'm going now......
mmm some interesting band names there wat about the missing garfields iam not too sure of that
if u guys get married then ross can stay!!!!
anyway watever keep the ideas flowin people
yeh soooo get a petition going to keep terri and ross on, i almost cried with laughter several times this week!!! The show makes my day, i swear, its the greatest!
yes lets hope he stays crosses fingers
OK PPL! Let's get it together! If there is anything I achieve this year it will be getting Terri and Ross a full time slot on the JJJ's! So Ross, get a working Visa or soming! Now I can think of 3 spots that these guys can fit in;
(1) Breky, replacing J and the Doctor, (whose band sux, and so does their radio presentations!),
(2) Morning show, replacing Mel Bampton, who lets face it, isn't the same without Charlie!
and (3) Sunday 2 til 5, replacing John 'I'm not funny' Safran and that Father Whatshisname!
If this doesn't happen.....some radio presenters might just start dissappearing! All those in favour of this proposal, send your emails and letters to triple J until they get the message!!!!
Band names 7............
Pop goes Nanna,
Nanna does Pop, Butter me Nanna,
Nanna farts like a trooper,
Plaything for Nanna,
Nanna juice on ice,
Monks on Crack,
Orangutang Fandango,
Two webbed feet and their pool of fun,
All i want for christmas is my two webbed feet!,
Who lit my crackers,
Metal for Mobsters and Lobsters,
Rock till ya pop - nanna,
Band names..8........
Ringo Digs Lennon....up,
Nanna's Big Day Out,
Marvin's Martians,
Tweety eats Sylvester,
The cat in the hat got fat,
40 days and Arthur's knights,
Fight like a girl... Adolf,
Potting in the Mix,
Lollipop ladies wave me in.
"Your challenge for this week is to send us a song featuring the word borange or a song around the theme of borange.
I have made a Borange song....
http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?PID=470872&T=1396
Great show by the way!
UH OH They're pretty good.....I'd hate to be Jay OR The Doctor right now...HA ha
...and didn't borange start out to mean good?
....aahh..who gives a borranj..
I have to listen to jjj all day everyday,so I neeeed good radio and R&T give good aural...(teeehehee)
KEEP ROSS AND TERRI..put 'em anywhere between 5am and 5pm
incorporate BORANGE into the Australian National Anthem.
I bought a goldfish - now called Borange.
Also was astounded to hear my Mum yell out "Fuck, that's borange!" when she hit her leg on the rocking chair.
BORANGE is taking over.. 'Tis beautiful
Personally I'd like Nanna to stick up on my wall but that would be a sad and tragic end to her..ah..life? Go with the balloons.. but incorporate that idea with the big-day-out idea.. set her free at the Big Day Out to float away (hopefully to Tassie)
Some more false band names; The Borange Brothers, Buffalo Borange, The Blue Borange Bathers, The Boranging Bobs & The Boranging Boobies, Blooming Boranges, Life's a Borange, Blind Man's Borange, The Borange Balones, Oysters Kill-borange, Kentucky Fried Borange, and last but not least The John Borange Trio - All good record labels found at - "The One Stop Borange Shop" where you'll find a whole lot of Borange!!
Perhaps we could also build a Big Borange you know just like the Big Banana and the Big Pinapple tourist attractions.
ahhh come on terri show us your tits
Band names .9..........
sooty goes snooty,
Citronella bugs me,
sooty the fireman was also a pieman,
pop goes the hyman,
Shirley and me make three
.....the big borange could just be a gigantic blue orange on the side of the road in Mildura.....with a tacky gift shop!
Listening to Ross and Terri is more fun than Telecafe!
i love the show! it kicks ass, im a delivery driver and iv been caught by my customers many a time ust sitting in my truck listening to you guys!!! but i dont care cause you guys rule! i actually look forward to going to work just to listen to you two!! love your work and hope you can stay on! this is the best stint on radio ive heard in ages!!!!
hey!! i love u guys! me and my family listen never want to miss a show! we went to a funeral the other day and listened to you guys on the way there and we turned up to the funeral laughing!
G'day
Love what you guys have done for daytime radio and think like most others that u should be a regular team on the j's.(am planning to get the today today boys offed to find u a spot)
Compulsory emigration is a law we need to bring in to this country so we get to keep the likes of Ross Noble !
and may i just say Terri "Caw Fnar Fnar" !!
Driving a truck in brisvegas watery eyed and soggy panted thanks to ross and terri
omg, this is the best radio show ever! i don't even know what i saw in adam and wil anymore! i've found myself every day this week sitting on my bed for four hours unable to go do anything else because every time i go to leave the room you start saying something FUNNY! bad for my spreading thighs but excellent for my daily laugh quota!
Perhaps it might be better to tie the baloons to "mark H". Hey! Are you the guy who borrowed 50 cents off me in Mooroolbark today to call the C.A.T. team?
What ho fellows! We are greatlty amused by your anti-meridian jockularities! Surely a splendid way to pass ones time at her majestey's pleasure. Do keep up the spiffingly good work chaps. i would make one assertion. Could we possibly despence with the news dispatches? they do seem such a trial. gods speed and bless us all.
Kindest regards.
Cap.Lance Ridemeister.
You Guys have been SOO FUNNY. I hate that i only get to listen to bits of your show during jobs :-( I need to tape so i can listen to it and not miss a bit!
I seriously wouldn't care if you didn't play any music!
On a slight other note, Get Terri your Quite Hot! lol
Stay on Air Guys!!!
Nathan!!!
I suggest one of the networks should be bought in and nana be given her own reality show.
Surely an hour of watching nothing but a llifeless cardboard old lady would prove more entertaining than that other rubbish!
Q......Hey! Are you the guy who borrowed 50 cents off me in Mooroolbark today to call the C.A.T. team?......
A. No.
I'm an old JJJ listener who had drifted away to where all good-old JJJ listeners go when we're past the "youth network"- 2BL 702. But because of the cricket, I thought I'd flick back and pretend I was 15 yrs younger. I ended up on your show and haven't stopped laughing since. You guys are awesome, thank you so much for breaking the non-rating monotony. Can't you stay....just barracade yourselves into the studio....given the support people have shown on this website, we'd all be happy to form a human shield. Long live Nanna FM!!!!
Definitely going to miss you guys when you are gone. There's definitely a good raport. I haven't laughed out loud listening to the radio since I stopped my medication for a week and listened to the BBC world service.
I think Ross and Terri should use this week to get support to take over the lunch time slot. So everyone should call JJJ and tell them that Ross and Terri should stay.
PS
sorry Mel
I've got Molly's home humber if you're still looking for him!
I'm a HUGE Ross Noble fan, and I honestly didn't think there was anything funnier - until he teamed up with Terri Psiakis. This is the best radio programme I've heard in years.
Triple J - You have to keep this show!
I think molly is in South East Asia by the looks of that telethon the other day.
What a load of borange. Keep it up!
You guys r so funny!terri, join ross in his outstanding perkiness!ross u remind me of a little but outstandingly perky jack russel.terri, your something like a wombat on illegal drugs.ross r u sure that u didn't put something in your mints??!!u guys should go and steal jjj's director so u can stay on air 4 ever!(come on, it's not much harder than a nanna!)davida
I can't handle having you guys on the radio..... I am getting no work done at all. Im sitting at my computer waiting eagerly to hear the next nuts thing you guys say. Keep it up, my boss wont mind.
Hi Terri and Ross,
You Guy's ROCK, what a laugh. I'm in Japan listening to your program as a morning show. Shit HOT I say. I can't wait to get to OZ and listen to you both on a daily bases, get the hint JJJ.
Keep up the good work GUY's I will be listen here in Nagoya as I freeze my arse off and eat breaky, Ross you must eat your breaky. Terri, what a babe you are!
Go the NANNA!
Getting the monkey back to the J's in Sydney. Some of the best radio I have heard EVER. I think Nana needs a dog. All Nana's have a dog. I know where one is.
Hi Guys. I am really loving hearing you two together on jjj. Why oh Why can you not be permanent through the day? I am a keen jjj listener but find myself turning off between 9am & 3pm usually. Id definately stay to hear you guys! Please make sure the powers that be at jjj see all the great feedback you get so maybe they will wise up. cheers jamie
Ross' riffing on what you could do with free hands at the petrol bowser was funny but when he said 'wear a pair of paraffin-soaked pants and dance around in flint shoes' I burst out laughing on the bus (had my walkman earphones on) & almost choked. Terri rocks too
PLEASE DON'T GO!!!
I can't get enough of you, and you out-laugh everyone else on Triple J by far.
Jay and the Dr are a scam, and frankly the Today Today boys either need visuals or a fully planned script - love you on TV though.
Stay on and move to the breakfast shift so I can wake up to you each morning:) There's no better way to start the day!
You guys are the best, you have given Mikayla a mission in life....10 years old & already a (self-appointed) supervisor on the only radio station worthy of our ear space. As you may have noticed our family are Triple J nuts & we agree you guys need to be on permanantly, Mikayla is trying to pull some strings in the JJJ hierarchy, but like most 10 year olds, the only power she has is over her little brother & she doesn't get enough pocket money to offer bribes. Time to get a petition going webmasters. Thanks guys for giggles & snot bubbles aplenty!!! P.S Ross I need your birth date, time & place of birth to do your astrology chart & I promise not to give it to immigration.
I am going to put Nanna on the back of my BMW motorbike as a pillion and run her around Melbourne.
.......or drag her behind..........funnier but may attract unwanted police interference.
Come to think of it, it would be funny if i was pulled over because Nanna wasn't wearing a helmet......
My fella thinks that I have webbed feet....he kindly pointed this out to me not long after we got together, when he spotted what he likes to call my "bi-toe", which consists of my second and third toe on each foot not being entirely split as far as they should. I'd never noticed really, but I'm nonetheless proud of my new-found mild deformity. And with my extra stability I'll never need a walking frame, just like nanna.
I spent a good part of last week trying to call you guys to tell you about a fun website with a page devoted to Big Kev: www.ausculture.com/archives/000904.html
I wanted to give Jess (the author) her 15 minutes of fame because she wrote (and recorded) a song about the big man and his trials and tribulations.
You could still check it out ...
There is just gonna have to be an official Ross, Terri and Nanna T-shirt! (OK, you can put triple-J on there somewhere too)
- Adrian
I haven't laughed this much at the radio in ages. I probably look like a total freak in the car, driving along laughing. You guys should be on permanatly, even if it's just so that I can hear Ross say "band" over and over in the quiz. Very sexy!
Why is there a picture of terri cupping the Nanna's breast hidden away on this site...??
ON YAWNING...
we don't yawn to increase the oxygen supply, it is actually to release carbon dioxide from the body. i read it on sunday in Dr Karl's column
Hi Terri and Ross
We are working in our office at the moment. Please do not play that silly theme music. It is really shit and very annoying.
Thanks
Gary
ON COVERING YOUR MOUTH WHILE YAWNING...
it's actually when you sneeze and people say "bless you" that comes from the old belief that the devil could enter your body just after you sneezed because you draw in a big breath almost involuntarily. this would give the devil the chance to slip in...hence "bless you"
don't bow to the pressure...keep playing your theme music
You guys are great! I was driving between Melb. and Sydney several times during the holiday period and I was only kept sane by your witty banter. I agree with the others who have suggested that you keep the time slot permanently.
Thanks for the nanna, will send in a photo shortly. By the way, any chance of a fullsize Terri?
They should put the theme music on this site for download, would make a fantastic ringtone.
How can I get any work done with you two banging on? Don't stop, other cubicles think I'm going crazy coz about every 5-7 minutes I crack up laughing...
Has anyone tried to find out who Nanna really is? I mean who modelled for the Zimmer corp?
I don't have webbed feet but I DO have webbed ears!
True, not borange...
Hey guys, I've alwayds wondered why yawns are so contagious, thanks for broaching the subject! Two other mysteries of life that I would like answers to: what is deja vu??? And how do blind chameleons still change coulour to match their environment (apparently they can!!) I wonder how....!
How bout sticking Nan in the background of Kerry O'Brien doing the 7:30 report?
terris hot y'all!
Hi Annabel,
Deja Vu is what comes after a micro sleep!
Your conscious brain shuts down for a couple of seconds and when you 'wake up', you see the same thing you saw before the micro sleep. It's kind of like a memory echo...
Hope it helps!
Gosh how about that I just yawned just as you guys were talking about it. It's even contagious over the radio waves amazing!
u 2 r hillarious and im so glad i happen to be on hols atm cos i can listen to ur random banter!
Let the Nanna fly!!!!!
and i think i might know satan.....
anyway have fun and play more of that small child giggling and the smurf music - it's tops!
You guys have kept me entertained and laughing all morning long - I don't want you to leave radio! I just had to say, I do know someone with a few webbed toes. I have a lovely shot of that. Although I can send you a photo of some girls I met in India with 6 fingers and toes each. That was fun, and it certainly tops webbed toes. What a range to choose from!
Anyway, keep up the good work. Nan is a happy new addition to our household.
1,012 votes on borange, Looks like you hit the target :-)
Me again -
To go one better than the background of the 7:30 report, get an army of Nanna's together for the background of Channel 7's news in Sydney that overlooks Martin Place. You can see people in the mall wandering about waiting for buses - just imagine if the area was full of Nanna's!
I think there is just one yawn that was created when the world was created and it just keeps being passed around the world by people and animals. That is why you catch it off a dog then pass it on. Maybe an ant gets it off you and keeps passing it on.
Terri you are hot - nice rack too.
Ross you have a great personality.
We Want More Life-Size cutouts
u guys rock soooooooo much!!!
can u guys please please stay on 4 eva coz then i will have to get up so i can listen to u .
my entire family loves u we have sent mum out side coz she kept on vacuming while u were speaking !!
thanks heaps
Hi kids, loving the show.
I have an idea for this website - I think you should put a list of all the "not a band"s from the bad/not a band challenge so that fledgling bands have a proper list from which to choose a name. Consider that.
Hang on I just realised you've already done that. Never mind then. Should really read before I post, hey.
i will donate 10 million dollars to the tsunami appeael if you get youre girls out.
Borange is over 1000.its now my new word of the year lol!!!!Thanks ross and terri :)
You guys rock
how about you being the new breakfast show team :-)
Ross stay for a couple more weeks
Funny!
Love Michaela's Theme Music..... pure evil.
Went to a church in Munich and the Devils footprint was in one of the marble slabs...... no hooves!
Cheers!
hi guys, firstly, thankyou need the entertainment to get me through my tedious days of doing nothing. secondly, don't you hate when you hear something funny and you try to tell someone, who wasn't there, and they just think you're stupid. It's the 'ya had to be there' situation, well it's happened to me trying to explain nanna, monkeys, borange webbed feet, etc.
thirdly, would love to see nanna at the cricket today on tv of course. ps. dont you hate when people itemise everything it's so borange
Yo! Ross you typed in "borange" into "google" yet?
Check it out its weird.
Top work Tez and Ross.
Have really enjoyed your show. Fortunatlely I am on leave and have structured my day around your show.
Speaking of smells in cars - had a rat climb inside on of the pipes in the motor of an old Subuara and could not get out. In the middle of winter in Tassie driving around with all the windows down. Could not get rid of the smell for ages.
after putting your voice to your picture terri, i'm afraid i can't concur with your little supervisor friend. i think you you look and sound a treat!
Im more than happy to be called Mex, haha
OH my god, i dont know where some of these people posting the comments get off - you two are the worst presenters i have heard on JJJ in my life. I have nothing against you personally, but i just find your jokes totally not funny and I reckon that you waffle on dribbling sh$t way too much, triple j is about music, not 2 deros trying to be funny.
i think that chick in the morning should get another few hours and costa should come in earlier to get you two arseclowns off the air.
WATTY SUX
Hey, I was the one who put borange on UrbanDictionarycom!
Your show is hell funny.
Terri...happy to help you out during this dry spell if required....of course I wouldn't expect you to aqcuiese to this over the air....so a simple sign will suffice at this stage, how about referring to the 'service request' posting and coughing once to decline or twice to engage further arrangements.....woow, dating a radio presenter,...gulp.
who needs constructed ethical radio? you guys are breakfast show material. l want to start the day laughing. your damn near irreplacable!!!! l have not laughed so much and listened so intently since mikey and the sandman. If the ABC cant hook up a work permit theres somethin wrong!
PS any decent hard core christian school should be able to purge poor luke tiger of his evil captor.....
Hey hows it going, i've downloaded a nanna and i'm planning to print it out and take it with me tonight. Tonight i'm having my 18th birthday drink and dinner, so i'll hopefully get a photo of us with the 'Nanna' & send it in! all the best. Tom
CARN PEOPLE LETS GET A CHANT GOIN.....
WATTYS A WANKER..!
Re the Wizard
She's a nutter!
Everything's fake - but Terry Pratchet, oh that's real
How did wizards recharge their hat before refridgation?
Oh yes, she crazy
Love you guys...
I too want your theme as a ringtone on my phone... Where can I get it??????
Keep up the great work!
yeah watty, chill or put a CD on till 2
hi guys
i have really enjoyed your show,it has caused some problems at work where i am constantly rolling around the floor in laughter
also about terri and the boyfriend thing i love driving my cars if she ever needs a co-pilot, i also have a t bucket hot rod (the car) that she would look great in if she ever has the urge
Hey guys, heard you looking for me (the guy with webbed ears) couldn't get on coz I'm in QLD (borange daylight saving). I even missed you slurping about it on the radio coz my ex called me right at the wrong time. Maybe next time. Love your work.... P.S. Ross, how about Miss Fallopia for a band name? E-mail me and I'll get you the answers to your webbed-ear questions....
I hope that triplej do anything to keep you on the radio. Maybe lock Ross in the ABC studios so he can't go back home. Nanna will look after you both.
Don't forget that Fairy Laura said Ross would be having a major life change in March - this should be it! Triplej afternoons with Terri!
Long time listener, first time commenter. A two week stint well worth extending. Get a long term visa Ross or better yet go illegal. The broadcasts with you two on the run will be so much better radio than anything else we have these days.
Terri - give him more stick. You know he loves it!!!!
I think I just lost the comment I was trying to post :|
Anyway, Wanted to say Yes, please keep Terri and Ross on the radio. I am laughing my arse off the whole two weeks. Out loud, embarrasingly loud, and it hurts but I love it.
Thank you both, it has been wonderful.
hey blokes.the sun is up, Ross maybe talkin Terri into hunting down a guy for her.LOL.Terri N' Ross are bloody hilarious mayteee! ps.i wonder who nanna actually is -she looks like a sweet ol' bag
U guys have helped make the ordinarily boring suma program damn fun times. Listening to Ross do the band name game with Terri having to translate for the unintentially ignorant Ozzies has been a hi-lite!!!! Classic stuff!!!!!!!!
Terri? Tex is a good thing. Tex is (in Fandom terms) short for Teh Sex, which means The Sex, which means something is Sexy. So there you go.
You guys are so damn funny! You have GOT to stay on air? Pretty please? Don't go!
Oh, and a band name for you, Ceramic Pig. That was my dad's band when he was a teenager. Hee!
Sorry to disappoint you but there is actually a band called the Lovemongers in the US. It's some sort of offshoot of Heart apparently.
The idea of nanna flying with the ballons is appealing but even better is to attach a harness to Nana and to send her kite surfing.
Please stay!! Triple J take note: these are the people we love listening to. I have people poking their heads in the door of my office to find out what on earth I am laughing at. Great workguys! Ross sounds like Postman Pat.
You guys are great. I would almost say you are nearly as good as Adam and Will but not quite. Sorry
I really hope you are on Triple J permanently. You make the day at work so much more interesting and I am constantly laughing out loud ! Keep up the excellent work.
hey, guys, can you NOT play that "Lotion" song, it freaks me out! If you must, can you give a warning to anybody who has seen the movie, I'm sure the songs fine for the kiddies, but gezzzz, gives me the willies.
re: Lotion song
what was the movie?
hey, jocklessmonster could be a good fake band name. or undie saurus. i think big kev and terri shoulgd get together, or at least have a bit of a snog.
ross is not very photogenic. he has a misshapen head.
Ive heard the rumors that Terri suffers from dimentia, which I believe considering she killed that family and moved into their home.
you guys could be the next adam&will and anyone who says different is talking borange stay on air
wasnt that lotion song fron silence of the lambs or joe dirt it puts the lotion on its skin??
Lotion song is about a particularly disturbing part of the particularly disturbing move, silence of the lambs. don't see it unless you need to stay awake for 4 days.
One night I popped out my eyeballs, put them into my cauldron, exploded 13.4 leprecauns, all while listening to ross and terri and kicking the crap out of the world championship ping pong player with my right foot and snoozing
AND REMEMBER, FIGHTING FUZZIES AT MY PLACE AT 3:00, BE THERE!
Terri you are hot!!!
will you marry me!?!
nanna can be there if you like
or at least post a sexy photo of yourself terri
I agree, strip to your underwear, and post a picture, you could have a career with that
Yes, please do that, that would be so so cool
For the love of god, give Terry and Ross the breakfast show as a permanent gig!
As for Jay and the doctor, we all know their show will be a f*cking pile of sh*t.
I went to primary school with a kid with webbed fingers. He had an operation in yr 2 to separate them though.
Also, I tried downloading Nanna but it just makes my computer crash.
Terri you're clearly correct regarding "the girls" vs Ross's "the boys". Ross, next time you see your wife, ask her if she'd like to see your "old lady" or your "girl", and I'm guessing this will be cleared up forever.
great show btw, nearly crashed my car laughing. Expect a lawsuit if you continue as usual.
Oh yes please stay on the airwaves.... Why do we have to take back bloody Mel Bampton who is about as funny and interesting and spending a weekend stuck in a lift with a stinky pile of of rabbit droppings. Or a car full of potting mix.
Can you ask your supervisor not to breathe so hard down the phone???? She sounds like a pedophile or someone who rings phone sex lines and just "listens". Yeah I know she's just a kid..
Yeah please stay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i've lovingly crafted my DIY Nanna and a strange sense of calm has enveloped me. i'm taking nanna to the gym for a bit of body step...hope she doesn't get on the 'roids
Please don't leave!
You want to know about webbed feet? well one of my friends has them.... sort of. Her second and third toes are joined at the base. Its a crippling disability that prohibits her from wearing toe socks! The closest she can get are those socks which have the big toe separate from the rest of the toes (like mittens) and make you look like a ninja turtle.
I dont think terri has to worry about the zoo people harrasing her and leaving messages on her mobile phone about stolen monkeys, maybe just some of the guys who havnt been laid in ten yrs who liked to be pooed on, i wonder what their msg would sound like??? or maybe i wont wonder
Last Monday (the 3rd), you were after inappropriate songs to strip to. I was driving across Tassie at the time and didn't have time to call, then Tuesday I was on the boat to the mainland and had no reception etc... Anyway, one of my co-workers told me about her one and only visit to a strip club. First up, a young Aboriginal woman came on stage in some type of leopard print outfit and carrying a boomerang. She then proceeded to strip to "My Boomerang Won't Come Back", before doing various unmentionable things to herself with said boomerang. My co-worker left and decided strippers weren't for her.
On that theme, your show has been brilliant too - I knew you were both great from your stage shows, but together you are phenomenal. I have actually quit my job so I can listen to you during the day, which has caused my mother inconsolable grief.
Terri, put a photo of yourself in your underwear on this website, and I will personally donate $2 to the tsunami appeal.
Come on, help to help the survivors out
I agree with the guy above, if you do that you will get a bloke EASILY
Terri I want to be the Mother and/or Father of your children. I'm easy.
i'm an imposter fairy :) or phaerie
i would have called up but been a fairy i can't do numbers
but you know what is bad, when people can't distinguish between mythological beigns
i was called an angel and a pixie when clearly angels wear white and pixies have different shaped wings
THIS SHOULD BE COMMON KNOWLEDGE!!!
anyway fairies are majorly exploited by people.....you may not know this, but in lights are there faeries, and they are stuck in there to die!
if you shake a blown lightglobe you can hear a little noise in there, THAT is the body of a dead fairy
and you know when there is a blackout, it's a fairy plague(like a 24hour flu except for a shorter time) and all the fairies are sick
then when the lights start working again that's when the fairies are recovering
and this exploitation isn't confined to just faires, pixies(a certain midget variety) are used for their ability to spark and used in all electrical equipment
when you turn on the computer millions of midget pixies are suffering!!!!!
and pixies are also used in batteries and for other power sources
and the poor nymphs that are used in internet connections along with the pixies in computers
nymphs are also used in mobile phones and telephones, and other connections between electrical items
and in lighters, little baby fire spirits are used. the liquid keeps them alive and then when it runs out they die
all these exploitations are happening because these creatures are too small to defend themselves
put yourselves in their shoes(although they don't actually have any) and feel what it would be like to work slave labour, never knowing your family and never seeing any other creature of your own kind
THIS IS AN OUTRAGOUS OFFENCE AND SHOULD BE STOPPED
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i found a thesaurus
and fairies don't have tails :P
you guys should get a life!!
by the way not feeling like a stalker or nothing,
Ill donate 20$ for that photo!
is is possible to get a cardboard cut out of the back half of the nanna? if so can you post it on this web page so it can be downloaded by myself and others who would like to make use of nanna's other side
Hey Ross and Terri, have a suggestion for an interveiw candidate. George Psiarkis. How many times have we Terri Psiakis fan listen to Miss. Psiakis pull the piss outta her dad and his taste in music or an example for his strange behaviour. It's time to let the man speak up for himself and put to rest some of Terri's claims, and if he let's slip some of Terri's early secrets...heh heh heh.
P.s. Ross's voice doesn't suit his head, I envisioned a live Mr. Squiggle without wires and a shorter nose.
It's been a ton of fun guys! Thanks.
terri im so glad i jumped on the web to visit your site or i would not of seen how beutiful u r!!!!!!!!!
band or not band suggestion 'fudge undies' its a band!or 'v8 swine' its a band!
i downloaded nanna but dont have a digital camra or a normal camra but i have camra in my phone any way of sending u guys pictures with my phone??
want the show to go longer you have been better than anything ive heard on jjj all xmas holiday peorid!
by the way im not the devil but my father (i think maybe during a mid life crisis) is right into all that astrology/wizzerds/whitchs and all that stuff i can birth charts made 4 u guys if u want it will let u know where the stars were when u were born giving u some sort guide on what kind person u r , what paths u will take, moods,love life, and stuff
ur got a great show ill hear tomorrow
dan
Damn The silly fairy and the woman wizard. Any Nerd will tell you a)according to D&D rules women cant be wizards and b) the cloaks cover their female form leaving open the way to much accidental embrassing Propositioning . Fairies exist i've seen them on the streets of Perth dancing with Pixies. They can be spotted outside central TAFE at 3.37am after a hard night on the Booze. So There! Severe reprecussions are in order for any female wizards.
Terri and Ross should be doing the breakfast shift next week. You guys are so much more entertaining than Jay and the Doctor.
G'Day,
First of all I want to say this is the funniest show ever to reach Perth. But also I have, like Ross, made up a word that I wish to one day be in common usage, well it's a phrase. It is "The Elusive Smiley" and it is used when referring to something that is unexplainable in much the same way as "Gremlins" is used, i.e. 'wow! My nanna has mysteriously disappeared, it must have been The Elusive Smiley' or ‘I don’t remember typing that word twice, twas the Elusive Smiley. I first heard it when, with a group of friends, I was traveling home from Geralton to Perth, suddenly over the two way came the voice of the Elusive Smiley telling us who 'it' was and as quickly as it appeared it was gone.
Thanks for all the laughs,
Tim From Perth
since ross and terri have been on i can do nothing between
10 & 2 but listen and laugh i have been listening to jjj for 30 yrs and u guys are the best even more than adam.
Hi guys, your so funny! Nanna is a laugh too. I think nanna would like to go to the big day out. She could interview all the hot and sweaty bands as they leave the stage. Of course she'll need an escort. and I'd be willing to help for nanna's sake. I won't even charge!!
No really. you could get her signed by all the bands and auction her off to raise funds for the tsunami appeal. I'll still be her escort. I don't mind. Just courier her up to the Gold Coast and we'll P.A.R.T.Y!!!
Or fly me to Melbourne and then it starts to get hot!!!
Thanks for all the laughs.
chris.
hi, have a spiffy day.
Hi there, just thought I would let you know that Nanna got a little bit native today ... check it out at www.bilby.net/nanna/
Best not a band name I could come up with: Dirk Bogart And The Things You See When You Haven't Got A Gun.
I hang out for the gorgeous English accent every day. The radio would not be the same without it so you guys must stay! I drive a lot in my job and I wouldn't get through the day without Ross and Terri cracking me up every morning! Luv yas!!
Hey, If anyone wants to help get my Borange song heard more, go to http://www.acidplanet.com and register.
Then you can go here: http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?PID=470872&T=3047 and write a review (it doesn't have to be long) for the song. The more reviews it gets, the higher up the charts it will go, and the more peoople will listen to it...
here's a topic for tomorrow. Why do girls always like popping zits on guys backs? I mean, it hurts like crazy and if that's not enough,..she, I mean, they will go and get a pair of tweezers for the tough ones!!! Pretty funny when she cops it in the eye though. So, Doctor Ross, Doctor Terri, please explain!
Miss Macy here, the Rapster Rat, I got a few snaps of Nanna! Wanna check em out? Visit this link;
Can't wait for the show tomorrow!
Forget finding Molly, I think you should find the original Nanna! or one of her relatives at least, she would make a great guest.
Because I don't have the pleasure of listening to Ross and Terri while having lunch (as I live in the UK) I like to sleep all day and wake up at night and then pretend i'm in australia.
Thank christ for not having a social life.
Ross,
Previously when Terri was on from time to time with Will & Adam, I always had the impression that it was a tough order to get a laugh out of her in the AM... (definitely not a morning person...) I've never heard Terri lose it soooo many times!
Terri - I think you do well to get a word in edgeways... the man just keeps going on and on and on... He could talk in a vacuum! Funnny stuff!
Ross - what drugs are you slipping into her coffee?
It's been great to hear you two rabbitting on... Very enjoyable.
Keep it up...
OMG! have you seen the urban dictionary count for Borange? it's over 1300!
ta for the many jovial tee hees and so on. To keep the jockey music alive forever i think we should partition for that to be the new rage theme. hope you guys come back to us. Ross your head is lovely, id love to make a woodcut of it if thats ok. Terri, your head is nice too. Mahalo,
the good doctor
All my life I have wanted to be cool....And thanks to you guys, I am because I have a Nanna cut out sitting in the front seat of my car. Thank you both for giving me something to live for.
Nana suggestion:
Perhaps the lovely cardboard geriatric could be the feature of the next Triple J/Rage ad on the ABC. I actually can't think of what the gist of the ad could be but then I'm not a creative consultant.
Should that fail perhaps she would serve a greater puprose hanging from the Harbour Bridge. Down with the Mirror ball I say, up with the nana!
You guys rock
I say let "nana" do the breakfast show from next week instead of Jay and the Doctor who have already proven to be the worst announcers ever (even taking into account Charlie and Nicole). When she turns out to have no voice for radio she could be replaced by .... Ross and Terri! (Nana could then go and become the lead singer for Frenzal Rhomb - a huge improvement for that band)
Dear Terry and Ross,
Because you have been giving the GARFIELDS to charity I propose that you keep that tradition and sell the nanna and/or the Molly Meldrem (on ebay?) and give the money to the tsunami victims or other great charities.
Hope you like my idea.
From Allison
i just saw a pigeon try to fly up from underneath the trampoline, and it hit its head and bounced off it. cracks me up everytime, but it must be pretty borange for the poor pigeon
Terri and Ross, you have brightened up the normally quiet summer radio listening period. Thank god I work from home and can listen to you guys every day. It's a shame you aren't a regular show, although Terri you must be exhausted by the end of the show from trying to keep up with the weird and wonderful detours Ross's mind takes us on!
If anyone lives in Junee, they should take a photo of Nanna with Mary.
Hi guys,
You are the greatest duo on JJJ at the moment, how do we keep you on the station? Let me know who to write to.
Thanks, Peta
I reckon you should build a cardboard bowls club so Nanna can feel at home when you release her to her natural environment...
YOU 2 ROCK!!!
Hey guys,GREAT SHOW!, keep up the good work. Anyhows, my suggestions are for nanna, n how she can serve her country better... firstly, i think nanna should be the Official JJJ mascot at the Big Days Out, have her at the JJJ tent with 'have your pic taken with nanna'. Then once her popularity has risen, making her the Queen of Oz, she could maybe do 'royal tours' of our great land, the whole motorcade/ticketape parade scenario. then,last but certainly not least, she could possibly team up with your 'supervisor' from Mt Druitt, start a petition to keep you two on our airwaves for more than these two glorious weeks...sound good?
I think so!!!!
Have a good one guys
Thanx, Ash
Please guys STOP THE COIN OPERATED BOY!!!!!
Borange I can handle even....Black Sabbath @ 78 rpm (showing my age)....Nanna....Big Kev...etc
But for Gods sake the bloody tune will not stop in my head...3am get up for cheeky leak...as you do....and the bloody tune is playing in my mind ....back to bed and it wont stop.......AAAAAAAH!!!
Keep up the Chipmunks..sooths my mind
Very, very funny. Makes my work a much better place to be. Tell JJJ to keep you.
I have an otter in my trousers - again!
hi guys, what can i say here i am at home after quitting my job last year and honestly listerning to you guys is just awsome. terry i remember hearing u some mornings wondering who you were lol, and even though u sound half asleep most of the time was awsome lol, you so the sorta girl id go for, so u like chilling at the beach dwn lorne n having a bbq up in the hills with some cool sounds goin?
as for u mr noble ive seen u live and you rock, u just have me laughing so hard to the point of self pollution, just love your lazy style of funnyness like your on a natural high all the time, though ppl say im like that hmmmm,
have a great one
I can't believe how good the show is with you guys together, I usually turn off if there is too much chatter instead of music, but I don't want the music when you guys are on!
You MUST get a pemament slot together, and by slot I mean...well you know what I mean.
DON'T LET THIS BE YOUR LAST WEEK TOGETHER.
I have webbed feet, only between a couple of toes though :)
Love your work guys - since Adam and Will aren't on anymore can you two do the twenty-to-one countdown slot on the Hottest 100 this year?
Cheers
I love the show keep up the good work. I'm about to go on a 1 hour 30 min drive and it is the first time i'v ever driven this far my self(only have my licence 6 mounths) and lessening to you will make it a good trip.
.... i hope Rory drives better than he spells.........
Hi guys, you are both doing GREAT, we really CAK our selves here at work and would like to hear you guys throughout the rest of the year.
I also wanted to let you know of some guys I know in Victoria who obtained a 2 storey high blow-up beer bottle! Its like a giant jumping castle for piss-heads! It has been at quite a few parties, you can see it from the street when it is fully erected.
regards,
Anthony
Adelaide
Ross if your worried bout locking your keys in the house againg i have the solution! follow the example of me and my house mates who have lost all keys to our house and therefore do not have the option of ever being locked out as we can now never lock the house to begin with!
LOCKED OUT! I'd been seeing this guy for a short time. One winter morning after a sleep over, he was on his way to work when i realised he'd left his wallet on the kitchen table. So being the caring girlfriend i decided i could run it out to his car before he drove away. So mission accomplished as i walked back to the front door i realised it was locked. Damn. I was cold & only in his pj pants & a singlet, no shoes. I had to go to work soon, so the only thing i could think of was to walk 1 block to his parents house & get the spare key. A little embarrassing but i had no other option. Once i got there the front door was answered by his grandmother, who didn't speak a word of english & i could'nt speak greek. How was i gonna do this? She let me into the house, i found his spare key & found the phone to ring him so he could translate for us - not at work yet.
I had to get to work. By the time i'd gotten back to his house, his mother had called to see what was going on, granny was very confused when she tried to tell her that a strange girl came into the house.
I have a suggestion of what to do with Nanna - dress her up in Salvation Army clothes then leave her in a mall somewhere with a cup taped to her hand. Come back an hour or so later and hopefully it (the cup, not Nanna) will be full of money. Nice way to make a quick buck eh? I don't know if this could be deemed illegal, as Nanna is not a real person, let alone a Sally Annie and can't be chrged with collecting donations under false pretenses!
You two are funnier than poo!
sorry, just read that post and wanted to claify, i find poo quite funny in a highly immature way, so therefore by proxy, what i actually mean is that you are really funny... not really shit.
It's not a locked in/out story. But similar. My cat was yowling for food, and the tin opener snapped when i was opening the tin. My pocket knife with tin opener was missing and the yowling cat was getting more and more insistent and annoying. There was NOTHING in the house which made a good tin opener substitute so in desperation I went outside and all I could find was a brick. And the cat was getting louder and louder and more frantic. So I got the brick and I used it to smash the cat food tin open. It was messy but it stopped the yowling.
CANADIANS CALL BEANIES TOQUE PRONOUNCED TOOOKE!. CHEERS!
I don't have webbed feet but my friend was born without a toe. Before we went to the Muse concert here in Adelaide I told my boyfriend to wear solid shoes because the last time my friend and I went to a concert a chick with high heels jumped on his foot and he had to have his toe amputated. When my friend took off his shoe my boyfriend freaked out. Hehehe...
Anyway sorry this had nothing to do with anything.
Borange.
How about posting a pic of Terri with the "Girls" out
i'd like to see a NANNAWORLD on the sunshine coast. with a 5 meter Nanna beckoning travellers to drop in for tea and scones and a lie down. Activities could include doiley making, bingo, high tea etc.
yesterday you spoke about getting a man for terri is she into girls?
she might like a nice girl?
COOL! you mentioned my pigeon story! c'mon how hard is it to say anni? its just annie without the crappy e on the end
justin hamilton is NOT funny
A recipe for that bloke locked in his brothers house.
First chuck all the vinegar and sugar into a bucket, could add a couple of spoons of spices. Cover it over with gladwrap. In about three weeks there should be enough alcohol in it to do no good.
Now put the stuffing mix in a different bucket, add enough water to make it claggy, roll up small balls press them flat with a very hot iron.
Shake on the chicken salt ... makes great chips.
check out the photo gallery of our nanna at www.picturetrail.com/bridget_and_sarah Photos taken at diamond beach
A place where nobody dared to go
The love that we came to know
They call it Nanadu
And now
Open your eyes and see
What we have made is real
We are in Nanadu
A million lights are dancing
And there you are
A shooting star
An everlasting world
And you're here with me
Eternally
Nanadu, Nanadu,
(now we are here)
In Nanadu
Nanadu, Nanadu,
(now we are here)
In Nanadu
Nanadu, your neon lights will shine
For you, Nanadu
The love
The echoes of long ago
You needed the world to know
They are in Nanadu
The dream
That came through a million years
That lived on through all the tears
It came to Nanadu
A million lights are dancing
And there you are
A shooting star
An everlasting world
And you're here with me
Eternally
Nanadu, Nanadu,
(now we are here)
In Nanadu
Nanadu, Nanadu,
(now we are here)
In Nanadu
Now that I'm here
Now that you're near in Nanadu
Now that I'm here
Now that you're near in Nanadu
Nanadu...
Hi guys, love to hear the weird shit that come out of Ross's mouth. Why not send Nanna to a child care centre? All kids love nanna's
Terri, you are most attractive, and Ross, you are not.
1:55 ooops, is that the time. must get back to work
I think as a final send off for nanna, you should make a raft put her on it, set it ablaze and send her out to sea good old viking style. Or put a copy of nanna on a big sheet of plywood and send her around on the big day out tour for people to sign or throw things at then give her to various different bands when they tour and have pictures taken of her at various gigs and locations posting them on a web site and keeping that nanna magic alive.
mhy mum quit work to listen to u guys. i now no longer have enough clothes to eat and food to wear. shame on you, you funny son of a bitches.
For a show that's only 1 and a half weeks old, you've certainly gained a following. If the Js won't give you a permanent lunchtime gig, I reckon you should consider TV. Terri, not only is your voice one of the sexiest on radio (closely followed by Ross' of course), but you're a gorgeous gal too. So hit up the JJJ management for a permanent gig, or a lot of fans will be shattered (no offence to Myf who does a good job in her own right). Sorry to ramble on like that, keep up the good work (for three more days!)
Mr Taylor, Queensland (bloody daylight savings!)
You guys should so stay on the radio. The rest of JJJ radio is shit. You guys are great. Just think Ross you could be a ........ RADIO GOD. Please stay.
you guys rock !!!!!!!
get rid of that 3 hours of shit Which is Mel in moring
She is borange!!!!!!! She must go!!!!!!!
3 hours of rossandterri& nanna now that would rock!!!!!
I remember Nanna - I was actually the assistant photographer on that very photo shoot. It was shot in Brisbane in the early nineties, and the advertising agency wanted us to get a shot of Nanna jumping up in the air and kicking her heels together - Nanna was not up to this!!
Hey youse.
Now Terry, Ive been in a boggle since that morning when you said some guy at some show was talking about strung instruments. Well I happened to be at some show raving on to my mate about god knows what and you strummed the last existing synaptic record I had of the event. I was way off the dial... I knew I was annoying everyone and there was one particular girl who kept staring me down. Or so I thought. My friend later became a stand up comic. Tell me i'm dreaming. That was a very long time ago.......................................
Love your show ditto to all of the above. Fuck the bandicoot ross you rock in a completely drug free manner. Please stay. Dont encourage stalkers.
Do you remember? Is dave there? This is just a saga now..... Leviate me Rosie! The beat is on, on the street. sorry. Raves are passe now. I've been to paradise but i've never been to.. BLEEP!!! Wankers away mel. I was dreaming about butterfish last night.
Theyre like butterflies but a lot harder to catch.
I have no agenda, i was just very lonely, sad and desperate. Then the bastards put me in the picture show. The tickets on myself are very affordable apparently.
better stop picking my nose hey.
Mickey.M.Michaels.
Post more pictures of emma and emma, they are hot
I agree, or at least give me their email adress or phone number
for people sending in pictures of nana
i want to see a rebelious nana
that grafitis(however it's spelt), plays poker and gets tattoos and piercings and steals promotional items from the front of stores
anyway someone should print her out and stick her in a cublicle in a public toilet with the door unlocked
so some poor unknowing person gets a fright when they see nana on the loo giggles
or in an elevator
but if she ends up been sent off attached to helium balloons attach some fairy wings
how can you not have wings on a flying nana??
Ross & terri are now the best show on jjj since adam and will are gone. You guys should push jjj management to get a permanent spot. I SAY WE SHOULD START A PETITION!!! we should hold a referendum, the people of australia will vote and ross & terri will rule the airwaves forever!!! (at least until i marry terri and spirit her away cos she's real cute!)
love the show guys, keep it up
Hey everyone, we've started a campaign here at work to produce and place as many nannas as possible. So far, they've only made it to the insides of our public and staff toilets, behind people's desks at the office, etc but the battle continues....... Let's see how many we can get out there.
hi guys just thought id let u know i love your show and have over the past week and a bit put on 15 kilos from the lack of physical activity.i think that nanna should be saluted in the good old fashion style of a shoot out with the police, so i say you buy a cheap toy gun with sound effects and position her and her nanna copy buddies outside a police station and set the guns off. that way she dies honourably fighting "The Man" and will make the front cover of the paper.cheerio and ross dont think before u say anything.
P.S
i've got a good new word for you, moshman, the die hard gig fan who even if there is no one else around in the pit will mosh on his own.bye and say hi to nan for me.
Thanks for your concern, guys, but the quitting work thing was coming for a while. Your show just gave me a reason, ie "I don't want to come in today, I'm going to stay home and listen to the radio instead". Not a good reason, but better than, "I'd rather slowly starve than keep working here". I might need to reassess my attitude when the money runs out (I'm guessing April).
By the way, sorry Ross, I wasn't a locksmith, I was a lawyer (emphasis on "was").
Hi, since you two seem to know really random things, could you help me out with this one? I bought a water-filled bra, and I'm flying to Sydney soon, but I'm afraid to wear it on the aeroplane because with the pressure I'm afraid it might explode. Do you consider this a legitimate danger? Greatly appreciated, I didn't know who else to turn to...
fiona, is the water filled bra to keep the girls cool over summer?
Yours is the best show i have heard for ages and it seems i am not the only one to think that! If jjj want to see their ratings soar then Ross and Terri should be doing breakfast Jay and the dr are borange. ross i could listen to your accent all day (not a stalker i'm too old!) as an english person living over here it is just so nice to hear a familiar accent. thanks for the laughs and if their is a petition i'll definitely sign it!
Is is clear that the 10.00 to 2.00 timeslot is the best. Massive fan of the Newcastle lout Ross and the beautiful Terri can they be on all the time 24 hours a day
Love your work guys, I get a few weird looks as I'm driving around in my truck laughing my ass off, very funny stuff, just keep doing it, hey maybe you guys could do the breakfast show this year,
I'm boring. You're funny. Stay.
Never in my entire life have I heard someone ramble on about so much shit whilst actually saying nothing....keep it up Ross. And thanks to Terri for finishing Ross's sentences, when he forgets what the fuck he's talking about. Love the show guys I'm gunna be mighty sad when this week ends.
www.picturetrail.com/bridget_and_sarah
HELP...... My nanna won't download i'm only getting a blank page.... I want my nanna now !!!!!
Fake band name : DONT LISTEN WERE SHIT!
I almost ran into a lfe size cut out of Thorpie today. Thorpie advertising Thorpedo water. If anyone has to steal something steal that. Just because it would be funny to have a life size cut out of Thorpie in your bedroom or Lounge room.
What can I say... damn hilarious. I honestly wish you two had the lunchtime slot permanently... only because I listen to you guys on the bus on the way to work, and I'm always annoyed because as I'm really starting to laugh my arse off, I get to work and have to turn the radio off. It's borange, I tell you. Absolute borange.
Oh, and the talk of Satan the other day... don't you think that Dave Navarro of "Jane's Addiction" is THE personification of Lucifer himself? Seriously, look at him.
Howdy Ross and Terri! Just a quick note to say hi and also thanks for the many, many laughs. 'Tis a shame that you guys are finishing on friday. I shall miss laughing out loud in front of weirded out strangers whilst listening to you guys on my phone headset. Were i King of the World, you could do the show daily in my throne room. And Ross could dance jigs on the hour whilst they play the news, to try and liven up the sad news bits.
Anyway, thanks again guys!! Rock hard for 3 more days!!!
P.S. fake band name:- Babies Ate My Dingo.
I like cheese.
luv ya show .. ross ya sound older and wiser than ya look..but please get some sleep.. and yes i'm in perth, so you're down the pub or chasin' elec tape..the escort lady from last week !!! ricks dodgy business...the comment she made 'bout talkin to dog in german .. parfitt's first wife , hello!!!!! yes german... locked out !!! done it in coogee and perth..smash a window kick in the door ,tell real estate burglars .. you get it fixed ,keep receipts..they think your'e nice tennant ..regards lindsay..l
I wasnt very happy when Adam and Will left and ever since then have been hanging out for another good team to be on the j's. You 2 should definately stay its a good combo and your just too funny together, the nana jokes will never die, have a good one
cheers Ryan
Why not print out Nanna on a4 paper (with triple j website on back) , roll her up , shove into a bottle and turf her out to sea.She'll have a great time!
I think you should send Nanna to my grandfather, it would be like a 14 yr old with an angelina Jolie/tomb raider cut out in his bedroom but fast fowarded by about 60 yrs.
A hint for everyone - try to think of Ross and Terri the same was as a golldfish that is looking poorly, that way you won't get too attached (this is easy for me as our goldfish is responsible for the death of at least 1 other fish). We have already begun telling small children that Ross and Terri are going to heaven next week (so Ross please don't tour again, it would be horribly confusing for them)
Send Nana to live with Mary from Junee where she can be safe & warm.
No offence to Jay & the Doctor but you are the guys I'd like to hear in the mornings followed by the boys. More power to ya.
Terri, coincidentally, i offer the breast detection service.
Let me know if you need a hand........
I like cheese too maybe we should get together!
Hey Terri, I remember the days when you used to attend a Girls skool in Mt Waverley. haha
Anyway I think you guys should auction the nanna off and any other items that have been brought in by crazy listeners, and give the auction money to the Tsunarmi funds.
I was trying to call you guys but could never get through.
You guys make me laugh!
hi guys
i would like to offer my services to check for lumps seeing that teri has no permanant boyfriend, i work in an office so i have nice soft hands
water filled bras shouldn't explode on a plane providing there is no air in the cavity. Air will expand, water (liquid) will not...
mmmmm scientific info on breasts....
i used to work at bras n things and yes, there are water, oil and air filled bras, and geez, they are soo popular. i actually never ever had anyone come in to report any breakage though, so that chick should be pretty safe i reckon on the plane
The Chip Butty,
Ooh how I love its look,
Its texture, and its taste.
The chip butty is a miracle!
I'll tell you about it, post haste...
the aroma wafts up through my nose
and straight up to my head.
I look down upon my little friends
and their little orgy in the bed.
A slice of bread to be the mattress;
A scrape of butter for the sheets.
A second slice will be the doona
to cover their chippy feets!
I love my warm chip butties,
I'm saying this with glee -
I eat them every morning
and for lunch and also tea.
Imagine then my surprise, turning on the telly
stood there a bald man in glasses, telling everybody
"Everything's OK people, I've read all the reports
Chip butties...now this is confirmed...
gives me movement in the shorts! I didn't have
a ruler, so I can't be exactly sure,
but it looked to be at least a centimetre,
possibly even more!
That's all I have to say today people,
I'm sure you get the gist,
That chip butties did help
my little gorilla in the mist."
I jumped up off my chair,
I was so happy I was gay!
I waved my arms around in the air
and shouted HIP HIP HOORAY!
For this was justification, as a matter of course,
for me and my chip butties (and a little dash of sauce)
Ooh how I love a chip butty
there's only one whose I would not dare touch,
and that's my dear old nanna,
because I love her very, very much.
OK, Lucky Finnegan, your scaring me, which is a achievement..... My friend Mongoose (say her name Ross, she wont believe that I had her name said on the radio) requested that you would stop talking about boobs, well, it is your choice but tell her that you have taken this into consideration.
Terri how are you single? you must be crap in bed, cos you're certainly easy on the eye...
please try and stay on the air as a pair, i'm sure no one would care, if j and the dr weren't there... shit, that rhymed... thanks for the laughs!!
ps. sarah that picturetrail thing doesn't work. it asks for a user name...
i'm sitting in my very corporate office listening to you guys. I'm cracking up. Everyone is staring at me.
Hey there,
Just love the show- you are both so funny. Would be great if you had a fulltime gig at triple j.
I think your nanna's should be used for good. It has had so much publicity, maybe this year instead of the triple j drum competition you could have a nanna competition.
All the best for 2005.
Twintub.
Ross and Terri for breakfast! Forget Jay and the doctor (please!), Ross and Terri have the goods (Terri definately has the goods - sorry). C'mon Triple J, sign them up! Someone with a little more motivation is welcome to start a petition...
Iposted this in the wrong place - it belongs in NANNA WATCH.....
Just to put everyone's mind at ease, looking at "nanna takes charge of the defibrillator" I am quite sure that the "patient" is one of those jolly joking doctors.
Firstly - there are no ECG wires attached to the 'patient's' chest.
Second - the 'patient is wearing a T-Shirt. ICU patients in comas almost always have an ECG and other monitoring wires attached all over.
Third - there is no pulse clip on the patient's finger - dead give away.
Fourth - the monitor is switched off..hard to check vitals with no screen
Fifth- as funny as nanna is, no doctor would EVER joke with and ICU patient - not only is it in bad taste, but if it could jeopardise the patient's fragile health they're looking at law suits and maybe even jail. Nanna's a lovely chook, but not really worth jail time for manslaughter - just ask Uncle Chop Chop Nanna.
Band name: Who Lights the Blind Man's Bong
JJJ has a major problem...Hoe to squeeze Ross and Terri into their schedule??? I'm looking forward to Jay and the Doctor and am luvin'up Mel in the morning...maybe they could share the arvo' shift with the Today Today boys ( not THAT funny)...alternate weeks?? Don't LOSE them to commercail radio whatever you do...like the 'Restoring the Balance' boys-snapped up by commercial radio. C'mon Triple j!!! find somewhere for Ross and Terri.
Nanna does Diamond! See EMMAx2! Nanna being fondled on the beach. More pics on the URL link
hey guys
BORANGE was succesfully utilised in a sin-dig invertation much to maddies happiness.
love zoe fairy baby who could'nt walk could'nt talk but she could fly who lives in a cucumber
oops sorry i mean shin-dig invertation
my bad. that one doesnt work. this one does. www.picturetrail.com/bridget_and_sarah
Nanna does Diamond! See EMMAx2! Nanna being fondled on the beach. More pics on the URL link
I had underestimated the failings of the Australian education system until i had read the above. I thought the prime minister was an idiot (which he is) and now fully understand who and what he is representing. You people suck and thee will be eternally cursed.
PS: listen and learn or GGF. (latter is recommended).
Saw Ross on stage in London about 5 years ago at a works xmas do in jongleurs - can't remember if he was any good as was pretty drunk, but some nurses I was with heckled him like mad. Very unfairly as every time I've seen or heard him out here, I've thought he was hilarious. Australia suits you mate! You two work really well together - have actually listened to triple j every morning instead of a cd. Ta!
Sarah dude that doesn't work either!!!!
Ok, now Nanna's really cut because I originally posted this on the "incorrect" forum...
Look, Nanna's gotten quite shirty because you haven't posted her photo prior to her going kayaking in the Yarra. Mind you, as you can see she's now in hospital suffering delusions after an eskimo roll gone wrong somewhere near Merri Creek...but you best rectify the situation before she takes to me with her paddle...
Nanna's ahoy? by the look of the photos Terri's show should be called Nanna's ahoe!
My suggestion for Original Nanna...Don't let her go!!! She's the ORIGINAL. You'll regret it.
Why not give her a booth at the BDO's? People can be photographed with her...OR put her in the broadcast booth with the presenters presenting from the BDO's.
Yay.
We need more pictures of these two in action. The show is over soon and then we will have nothing left to remember the past weeks but this website.
More pictures please!!!
When are Terri and Ross coming to do shows in Canberra????????
why not roll nanna up and put her in a bottle and send her out to sea?
BTW love you guys, you are brilliant. Forget J and the DR. You guys should do breakfast.
Please stay!!!! You guys are absolutely hilarious and so very very entertaining!!!
You are the perfect people for the breakfast show!!!
It's so good to see what I love about Triple J returned in your show!
Congrats!
You guys have been so funny I have listened to every show all the way through, never done it with any others before but I don't want to miss a bit. Just lock yourselves in they'll ignore you after a while, then we can listen to you forever!!
As mentioned on Ross and Terri today....if you are in Hobart and would like to come to an ABC TV taping of a new show about collectables and crazy collectors, then please phone Suzie Moore on 03 62353535 to register. Tapings are from Tuesday 25th Jan-Friday 28th Jan. Morning and Afternoon sessions.
Tickets are Free but numbers are limited.
BYO Nanna if you like
Hi,
I just think terri has a lovely voice, and I can see by the photos here that she is pretty hot, too.
And single, by all accounts
That seems a bit wrong... come on boys!
All the best , terri.....
if i was a years younger, by god!!!!.........
sorry......I'll go now
Who's the git using my name then? You need an alias just to say how much you love the show? Can't get your own name? Your mum didn't love you enough? Nanna's going to paddle your backside. She is greatly displeased. But at least you can spell. Neat-o.
Nanna does Diamond! See EMMAx2! Nanna being fondled on the beach. More pics on the URL link
http://www.picturetrail.com/bridget_(underscore)and_(underscore)sarah
if it doesn't work and asks for a user name the user name is bridget(underscore)and(underscore)sarah
p.s. use actual underscores ie _
hey guys i got a suggestion for the nanna. why dont you strap her to some fireworks and see if shell fly. while-e coitie style. or see if nasa will take her up opn the next launch, then while up there let her drift off into space forever perfectly presurved for the rest of time.
rrrrrgh just wrote a novel and it got nuked by the cybergremlins...
hey fellas,
I'm in Shark Bay WA and we've been getting the J's eastern standard for a while now which is good because that means I can listen to you guys while I do the morning shift. I've been keeping the office mob up to date with the Garfield saga, monkeys, borange and nannas adventures once I get back from the bush. Because of the two of you, I stopped taking CDs to work, but now that I've heard some Jay and the Doctor promos I'll be ordering more CDs from Doubleday because those two are totally borange. I would rather listen to nonstop repeats of Lotion and Coin operated Boy while experiencing Chinese water torture than sit through 5 minutes of their show.
PLEASE DON'T GO!!!
Terri, it looks like some of your freaks and weirdos came out of the woodwork to post on this site. Don't believe your detractors though you're gorgeous and both of you are an absolute hoot to listen to. If anyone says otherwise just point Ross in their general direction and let him talk at them until they wither and die.
I have plans to print out 1000 mini-nannas and wallpaper the treatment room walls with them where I work so I never forget Ross' rat infested sharehous story. I laughed so hard the wallabies I look after ran for cover.
Thanks again guys
nic.
Nannas release,
Have Adam release her after she has co hosted the Concert in Sydney as asymbol of hope and goodwill that only a nanna can bring.
Suggestions for using the cardboard cutout Nana:
Take her to the airport so that she can welcome home freed terrorism suspect Mamdouh Habib, on behalf of Philip Ruddock and John Howard.
or
Let Shane Warne take her to India for the return match of the World XI v Asia. She could be 12th man and help prepare Warney's baked beans on toast.
or
She could replace Steve Liebman on the Today Show. Tracey Grimshaw would appreciate it - she wouldn't be the ugliest woman on the set any more!
how about putting Nanna to work and sending her over to help with the Tsunami cleanup?
this has been a fantastic fotnight. thanks to both of you and I agree that if they could find time for you in the normal programing that would be great. Maybe 9-12?
Not sure waht to do with the real nanna but how about putting her image on helium balloons and selling them at the Big Days Out? Send the proceeds to Southeast Asia through Oxfam.
Thanks again.
you guys should take breakfast, great job.
What about auctioning Nanna? The profits generated could be used to bribe the relevant Powers-That-Be to do whatever it takes to keep the Ross & Terri gig going...
i have webbed toes. It is mainly the second and third toes. My housemate makes me pull them out and show everyone when we are out in a pub just to have a laugh. They are really quite ugly.
you guys need to stay on radio....I just love the show! I havent laughed this hard at a radio show for years! KEEP IT UP For the final couple of days!
Will miss you! cheers!
I agree with keeping you guys on - I have been pissing myself and so has my 11 year old - but how about the breakfast show coz jay and the doctor are stupid and boring and I gotta go back to work soon so no more triplej in the day for me! If you like I will take nanna off your hands - I teach 5 & 6 year olds here in Darwin and lots of them don't have nannas so I could just pop her in a corner of the classroom and every time someone needs a cuddle or if they're naughty they can go and see nanna! Could be scary!!
One "Very Piss Funny Show", haven't had this many laughs since Adam & Wil Ruled !!!!
Hope to hear Management find a permanent time and place for Terri and Ross on the JJJ's soon.
May the next 2 days bring more laughs and amusing stories and please, please, please a return very soon.
3 Cheers for Terri and Ross !!!!
Claude
How about putting a call out to the real life Nanna that has now been immoratlised in 2D and floating around the nation. How good would that be if you could get her on the Radio and get her story!
Bow To the queen NANA! we must spread the nana's throughout the world!! That and borange, which is now a legitimate word in my house. You two are the greatest, i agree with everyone else, take the breakfast show from those two people that arent funny. Tractor drivers are kool, ross, get a haircut. Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!
I do not know how tall your buliding is but perhapes you could stand her on the edge of a tall building whilst yelling don't do it. when a crowd gathers give her a push. By the the way your show is a great way to spend the day at work, could you do a few more hours.
Hey Guys
I've been listening since you started and the show has been great! To bad they can't give you a full time slot on the J's. I just logged on here to put face's to the voice's and I just gotta say Daaaaaamn that's some good Terri!
Keep up the good work.
I'll be listening and touching your souls while you sleep. Love Danno.
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I have never been compelled to look up the JJJ web site, but this is some funny shit. i have had tears rolling down my face and sore facial muscles very day i have heard you. Not sure if you have said this one Ross but my Grandad used to say 'enough of thats plenty' when telling us to quiet down, or 'not so dusty well brushed' when asked how he was, some of your little sayings reminded me of them. personally i think Jaye and the Doctor are BORANGE and am not looking forward to finding a new brecky slot to listen to, hope you guys get a gig somewhere, you are what tripple j is all about for me, like mereck and rosso, denton, roy and HG, adam and will, mikey...
you guys are gold, and just quietly Terri, you're a bit of a fox.
for nana's farewell,
you need a little brown globalite school case secured with a belt containing some spare paper cardigans and big nana paper undies and then leave her on the front step of a nana home with a sign around her neck and her photo album under her arm.
You guys really are the best - STAY. My work is really boring and I was always very quiet but now I have to restrain myself from laughing (and it doesn't always work).
Ideas for nanna could be to strap her to the top of a truck and let her travel the country. Or take her to the top of the ABC/Triple J building (or another large one) where you can't tell that she's a cardboard cut out. Then you can either pretend she's a jumper or get Ross (or someone else) to pretend to hold her hostage. And if it's in the spirit then you can push her off and see how long it takes people on the ground to realise that she's only cardboard. I know it may sound cruel but still...
Keep up the mayhem and pleeeeeeeease come back soon, for longer!!!
Hi Guys - In regards to your thoughts about the mutating liquid filled bra, that really is a load of Borange. Any scuba diver will tell you that liquid does not compress and therefore is not subject to the streses that a change in pressure in a plane will create. That is why it is your ears that pop. Also, I know that it is not a tractor, but would a nice shiny red Honda CT110 postie bike get your goat up? Keep up the good work guys, I wish that you could stay on forever, or at least for a while longer. Andy the Postie
solied mattress IS a band
Hey , a big thank you to the boys ,Simon and Matt for providing this site. please keep it going so our push to get Ross and Terri (prrrr) to stay on permanently can continue!!!
thanks guys!
cheers mark
If I ruled the world you two will stay on DAYTIME, I give John Saffran, The Rhomb boys, and even mental Dylan Lewis full time work, nice to have funny and intelligent off the wall people on triple J again. I seriously thought it was all over years ago. Tranny and miff and the Buckster can stay and Megan is me mate, but Rosie has to go, any where she can be a trainee Nanna Omy heart sank when I heard that voice on the radio again. And we need the morning show back, what a joke I still cant belive they got rid of it, who was running the place and what were they thinking.
PS mel and that guy ARE NOT FUNNY
I dont think that Nanna will ever end. She has reached ommnipitent status, she is every where, she is the all seeing, all knowing Nanna. She already appears to us in so many places and forms that her departure from our lives would not seem real. Long live Nanna, long live Terri and Ross.
In fact if we have to change the flag I think her face in the top corner smiling down on the southern cross with that little 'I've got a sweetie' wink would make a smashing flag, and your theme song a winning anthem. Long live Nanna.
Shit Ive gotta do some work....
You two need over sized novelty medals (there's a good band name! Over Sized Novelty Medals) if there is such a thing. I love listening to your show and I don't want it to come to an end. I have told several people to download the cardboard nanna and now they all think that I'm a total psychopath. I have about 5 cardboard nanna's in my room. I have made a definition for cardboard nanna and one for cardboarnanna craze on urbandictionary.com . Please don't let your wonderful show end!
Hey,
I Ziwordman added Bast for you to the urban dictiobary, take a look, i hope i got it right. I think you should put the Nanna on the side of the road with a speed camera saying stuff like How fast are you going, cos i am very slow, or How fast are u going. You could even put her at a zebra crossing.
Would u run over the Nanna?
I am going to miss u guys when u leave
Bree Fedele (12yrs)
Your #1 fan
You two made a road trip to Melbourne and back a heck of a lot shorter than it might have been :) I say it's protest time to get a permanent Terri and Rossco show - even if you don't want to do it (nuk nuk nuk).
And why does Terri need to go fishing for man friends on the proggie??? OK OK why does Ross need to organise that!?
The
what about molly?? are you still hunting him or not
Posted by: Will at January 7, 2005 03:21 PM